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26th-Dec-2011 11:41 pm - Hell Is Where the Heart Is - Seriker
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Title: Hell Is Where the Heart Is
Rating:  PG
Word Count: 3,937
Pairings/Character(s): Sergio Ramos/Iker Casillas (past Iker Casillas/David Beckham), Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso
Warnings: This may be sacrilegious, if you really want to take it that way.
Disclaimer: Totally untrue. Seriously.
Summary: In which Sergio is a Heavenly Power stationed in Hell and Iker Casillas is the Fallen Angel who works across from him. Fernando Torres and Xabi Alonso are the sassy best friends, who always act out of love.
A/N: This was written during the footballslash Christmas exchange for crinklefries. Thank you distira for the beta. Also thank you to noamjen for getting me through this. The verse is based off of readings from Summa Theologica by Thomas Aquinas and Celestial Hierarchy by Pseudo-Dionysius. I had lots of fun with this. I'd been dying for Angel!fic.

A Holy Angel comes into contact with a Demon only ONCE in 100,000 visits to Hell.Collapse )
18th-Oct-2011 04:14 pmOff-Brand
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Title: Against All Odds
Characters/Pairings: Di Maria/Ground, Sergio Ramos
Rating: PG
Word Count: 388
Disclaimer: This is definitely not true. (I think . . .)
A/N: This probably came out more on the creepy side than the cracky side but yeah . . . Also, I decided to make the Ground male because it's a masculine word in German. (Because you all were wondering. I know.) Written for the "Crack Fic" challenge at footballverse.

This is some scary stuff.Collapse )
3rd-Jul-2011 04:25 pm - I think I'm going to do this table.
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Choose 10 of the 12 below
How he got away with it What he would have done Why he is the man he is today Why he chose to forget
It was the first time It happened long ago It seemed like a good idea It would have happened anyway
It was love Why he came back Stranger things have happened He said "trust me."
17th-Mar-2011 03:02 amOff-Brand
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Title: We can work it out
Rating: PG
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Mesut Özil
Warning: None.
Word Count: 629
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: “Of course, I’d be bothered. I like you.”

That doesn’t mean you can just ignore me.Collapse )
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Title: End-Love
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Manuel Neuer/Ivan Rakitić
Warning: Sadness?
Word Count: 747
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: He's had enough of being number two.
A/N: I'm not exactly sure where the title came from. All I know is I'm bad at them.

His heart stings with the rueful irony.Collapse )
2nd-Jan-2011 12:24 pm - 50 icons / 5 wallpapers
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for footballverse Graphics Big Bang

50 icons

5 Wallpapers (all 1920 x 1200)
-Xabi Alonso
-Bastian Schweinsteiger/Mario Gómez
-Cristiano Ronaldo
-Miroslav Klose
-Manuel Neuer

50 icons / 5 wallpapers insideCollapse )
26th-Dec-2010 09:43 pmOff-Brand
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Title: I Need You
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Mesut Özil
Warning: None
Word Count: 600
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: Cristiano missed Mesut even though it's hard for him to say it.
A/N: Written for the prompt, “it's scary how much i need you” for Christmas commentporn weekend.

Cristiano was already in front of his doorCollapse )
26th-Dec-2010 07:02 pmOff-Brand
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Title: Not So Christmas-y Comment Porn
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard
Warning: None
Word Count: 95
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: Read is impossible with Steven around.
A/N: Written for the prompt, “isn't it time to turn the page?” for Christmas commentporn weekend.

“I can read later.”Collapse )

Rating: R
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Sami Khedira
Warning: None
Word Count: 129
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: People say that Sergio Ramos and Sami Khedira are practically twins. Xabi thinks otherwise.
A/N: Written for the prompt, “Xabi Alonso/Sami Khedira” for Christmas commentporn weekend.

Sami is nothing like Sergio.Collapse )
19th-Dec-2010 09:08 amOff-Brand
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Title: Congratulations
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Álvaro Morata
Warning: None
Word Count: 309
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: In which Cristiano helps Morata celebrate his first cap.
A/N: Written for the prompt, "a fresh boy" for commentporn weekend.

“So you really do like me.”Collapse )
15th-Dec-2010 12:19 pmOff-Brand
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Title: Feeling like a whore
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Mesut Özil mentions of Sergio Ramos/Mesut Özil and Gonzalo Higauín/Mesut Özil
Warning: None
Word Count: 311
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: In which Mesut is a whore. Well, sort of.
A/N: Written for the prompt, "Feeling like a whore" for commentporn weekend.

Is this how you were for Sergio and Gonzalo? A slutty body and lewd sounds?Collapse )
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