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Hell Is Where the Heart Is - Seriker

Title: Hell Is Where the Heart Is
Rating:  PG
Word Count: 3,937
Pairings/Character(s): Sergio Ramos/Iker Casillas (past Iker Casillas/David Beckham), Fernando Torres, Xabi Alonso
Warnings: This may be sacrilegious, if you really want to take it that way.
Disclaimer: Totally untrue. Seriously.
Summary: In which Sergio is a Heavenly Power stationed in Hell and Iker Casillas is the Fallen Angel who works across from him. Fernando Torres and Xabi Alonso are the sassy best friends, who always act out of love.
A/N: This was written during the footballslash Christmas exchange for crinklefries. Thank you distira for the beta. Also thank you to noamjen for getting me through this. The verse is based off of readings from Summa Theologica by Thomas Aquinas and Celestial Hierarchy by Pseudo-Dionysius. I had lots of fun with this. I'd been dying for Angel!fic.

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Title: Against All Odds
Characters/Pairings: Di Maria/Ground, Sergio Ramos
Rating: PG
Word Count: 388
Disclaimer: This is definitely not true. (I think . . .)
A/N: This probably came out more on the creepy side than the cracky side but yeah . . . Also, I decided to make the Ground male because it's a masculine word in German. (Because you all were wondering. I know.) Written for the "Crack Fic" challenge at footballverse.

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I think I'm going to do this table.

Choose 10 of the 12 below
How he got away with it What he would have done Why he is the man he is today Why he chose to forget
It was the first time It happened long ago It seemed like a good idea It would have happened anyway
It was love Why he came back Stranger things have happened He said "trust me."
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Title: Not So Christmas-y Comment Porn
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Steven Gerrard
Warning: None
Word Count: 95
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: Read is impossible with Steven around.
A/N: Written for the prompt, “isn't it time to turn the page?” for Christmas commentporn weekend.

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Rating: R
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Sami Khedira
Warning: None
Word Count: 129
Disclaimer: Lies everywhere you look.
Summary: People say that Sergio Ramos and Sami Khedira are practically twins. Xabi thinks otherwise.
A/N: Written for the prompt, “Xabi Alonso/Sami Khedira” for Christmas commentporn weekend.

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